{"id":1211,"date":"2013-03-04T05:51:45","date_gmt":"2013-03-04T05:51:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/?p=1211"},"modified":"2013-03-04T07:55:50","modified_gmt":"2013-03-04T07:55:50","slug":"dye-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/?p=1211","title":{"rendered":"Dye Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The Project:<\/strong> Filthy Pants<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so the project description isn&#8217;t very descriptive, and it isn&#8217;t exactly accurate. But I am seriously sick of the short life of the prettiness of jeans. If a day goes by in which I do not spill coffee on my pants while driving, then it&#8217;s because I&#8217;m wearing a skirt. And as I have outgrown spinning around on my knees, by a couple decades, I have no freaking clue what the heck is up with the knees of every pair.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMAG3328.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1212\" title=\"IMAG3328\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMAG3328-1024x577.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMAG3328-1024x577.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMAG3328-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMAG3328-500x281.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A bit of Shout extends their lives for a while, but eventually they all come out of the dryer looking like I haven&#8217;t washed them and there&#8217;s nothing else to do for it but dye them.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Well, I&#8217;ve double-checked and determined that I didn&#8217;t save any of the rest of the shots of the process. I don&#8217;t remember them being very good or very informative, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I put all my jeans, as well as some denim scraps to be used to patch knee holes into a very large pot filled with several packs of dye. They came out not nearly dark enough and the knees continued to look ugly. I also spilled some drips onto the shirt I was wearing and couldn&#8217;t get them out.<\/p>\n<p>So the next round happened in a larger bucket with a lot more packets of dye and included the dye-spotted shirt and a dress belonging to my roommate that had a dull white bodice.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Project: Filthy Pants &nbsp; Okay, so the project description isn&#8217;t very descriptive, and it isn&#8217;t exactly accurate. But I am seriously sick of the short life of the prettiness of jeans. If a day goes by in which I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/?p=1211\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[157],"tags":[192,256,215],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1211"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1245,"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211\/revisions\/1245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}