{"id":602,"date":"2012-12-02T03:35:28","date_gmt":"2012-12-02T03:35:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/?p=602"},"modified":"2012-12-02T23:01:13","modified_gmt":"2012-12-02T23:01:13","slug":"longcat-scarf-is-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/?p=602","title":{"rendered":"Longcat Scarf is Long"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last year for his birthday, I made D. a couple cat-related items from some really nice scrap white fur left over from some window-dressing projects. One of them was a counterfeit tuxedo cat based on an inside joke (it was a stuffed white cat wearing a tuxedo and top hat, rather than an actual tuxedo-colored cat; there&#8217;s more to it than that, but it&#8217;s a joke based on financial humor, so more on that later).<\/p>\n<p>This scarf has a pocket hidden by an invisible zipper. Inside it&#8217;s a charmeuse fabric with a black and white cat print on a baby-pink background because I figured the inside of a cat would be mostly pink.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t have any pink safety-noses handy, and the ones readily available look really cheap, so I painted some black ones and coated them with polyurethane so it wouldn&#8217;t scrape off.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ash4\/379135_10150512730919083_2143046873_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The photo of pointing is actually pretty heavily photoshopped; I liked aspects of two different shots, so I merged them together and had to retouch pretty much the entire bookshelf, which is an emotionally unrewarding use of my killer Photoshop skillz:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ash4\/390371_10150512730664083_521461236_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-snc7\/383941_10150512731059083_607745891_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here is D. attempting to look hipster. Contrary to what the uninformed may think from various visual cues, he is not a hipster; he is a software engineer:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ash4\/379490_10150512733729083_1571040291_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And here is a blank meme colorwheel for anyone who can actually come up with anything else to say about a scarf:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ash4\/376159_10150512730489083_1095124679_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last year for his birthday, I made D. a couple cat-related items from some really nice scrap white fur left over from some window-dressing projects. One of them was a counterfeit tuxedo cat based on an inside joke (it was &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/?p=602\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[12,5],"tags":[42,135,136,74],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=602"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":604,"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions\/604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nordahlia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}